Your Job Description Is a Beautiful Work of Fiction

Your Job Description Is a Beautiful Work of Fiction

The screen glows with the ghost of a promise. There it is, six months old, maybe nine. The attachment in that cheerful “Offer of Employment” email. You click. The words swim into focus: ‘Drive high-impact strategy.’ ‘Spearhead cross-functional innovation.’ ‘Own key growth initiatives from ideation to execution.’ It reads like a hero’s journey. It feels like a memory from someone else’s life.

You toggle back to your calendar for this week. It’s a sea of muted teal and grey blocks. ‘Sync: Project Status Update (Recurring).’ ‘Prep Q3 Metrics Spreadsheet.’ ‘Follow up: Action Items from Monday’s Pre-Sync.’ The contrast gives you a kind of vertigo, a dizzying sense of having been expertly misled. You weren’t hired to be a strategist. You were hired to be the person who fills out the strategist’s spreadsheets.

The Fiction

‘Drive high-impact strategy.’ ‘Spearhead cross-functional innovation.’ A heroic narrative for a role that doesn’t quite exist.

The Reality

‘Sync: Project Status Update.’ ‘Prep Q3 Metrics Spreadsheet.’ A sea of muted blocks, filled with administrative tasks.

This isn’t a failure of the company, not really. It’s not even a personal betrayal, though it feels like one. It’s the result of a fundamental misunderstanding of what a job description actually is. We think it’s a blueprint. An accurate schematic of the role we are stepping into. It’s not. It’s a marketing document. It’s aspirational ad copy for a product that doesn’t exist yet, and probably never will. It’s designed to attract a very specific type of person-the person who wants to ‘drive strategy’-to do a job that is, in reality, 73% administration.

The Real Job Breakdown

Administration

73%

Strategy/Other

27%

This is the original sin of the employer-employee relationship. It begins the partnership not just with a misunderstanding, but with a fiction. It’s the glossy photo on the fast-food menu that bears no resemblance to the sad, lukewarm sandwich in the box. I hate this. I find it fundamentally dishonest. And yet, I confess, I’ve done it myself. I’ve written job descriptions that were more poetry than truth. I once wrote a description for a ‘Content Alchemist’ role. The job was mostly uploading blog posts to a CMS. But ‘Content Alchemist’ attracted 143 brilliant applicants. ‘CMS Manager’ attracted 3. We lie because it works.

Content Alchemist

143

Applicants

VS

CMS Manager

3

Applicants

It’s a performance we all agree to participate in.

The company performs the role of offering a life-changing opportunity. The candidate performs the role of being the singular talent who can deliver on that fantasy. We dance this elaborate tango of mutual delusion, and then we’re surprised when, three months in, the magic evaporates and we’re left staring at a spreadsheet, wondering where it all went wrong.

The disillusionment is baked into the system. It ensures a constant, low-grade mismatch between a person’s potential and an organization’s actual, unglamorous needs. The real tragedy is the waste. The strategist hired to do data entry. The innovator hired to manage a recurring meeting. The leader hired to chase approvals through a 13-step bureaucracy.

Potential vs. Reality: The Hidden Waste

The Strategist

Hired for data entry

The Innovator

Manages recurring meetings

The Leader

Chases approvals

I met a man once, Omar N.S., a financial literacy educator. His title was simple, direct. He taught people about money. I asked him what his day was like. He said, “I spend most of my time helping people understand compound interest and the psychological burden of debt.” His description matched his reality. It was startling, like seeing a unicorn. The rest of us are chasing ghosts. We’re sold a narrative of transformation but handed a task list of maintenance. It creates a quiet chaos in the soul, a dissonance that hums just below the surface of every status update. It’s the feeling of being hungry after a full meal-a profound sense of being unfilled.

This gap between the text and the truth is where corporate culture actually lives. The job description is the official, sanctioned script. The day-to-day reality-the Slack channels, the inside jokes, the meetings-after-the-meeting-is the unedited, live performance. You can’t understand a company by reading its mission statement any more than you can understand a family by reading their holiday card. You have to listen to the real conversation. It’s fascinating, because we have technology now that can take any written script and give it a voice, but we have no tool to translate the script of a job description into the actual sound of the job. You can find an ia que transforma texto em podcast with a few clicks, but you can’t find the app that reveals the truth behind ‘fast-paced environment’ (translation: chaotic and understaffed) or ‘opportunity for growth’ (translation: your boss is quitting in 3 months).

The Translation Gap: Script vs. Performance

The Sanctioned Script

Job descriptions, mission statements, holiday cards. The official, polished narrative.

The Live Performance

Slack channels, inside jokes, meetings-after-the-meeting. The unedited, chaotic truth.

Embrace the Unwritten

So what do we do? Wallowing in cynicism is tempting, but it’s an intellectual dead end. I tried that for years. It led to nothing but a finely-honed sense of grievance that paid exactly $0 and solved 3 problems, all of them imaginary. The first step is acceptance. Accept that the job description is not a contract; it is a suggestion. A piece of speculative fiction. Its purpose was to get you in the door. Now that you’re in, its purpose is fulfilled. You can let it go.

Your real job isn’t on that piece of paper. Your real job is what the organization actually needs, right now. The second step is to figure out what that is. This requires observation. For the first 93 days, your only job is to be an anthropologist. Watch where the real power flows. Listen to what problems people complain about most often. Identify the gap between what the company says it values and what it actually rewards. That gap is where your opportunity is. That’s where you can write your own job description.

🔍

Be an Anthropologist

Observe, listen, and identify the gaps. That’s where your real opportunity lies to write your own job description.

This is a terrifying thought for most people. We want the certainty of a defined role. We want to be told what to do. But the people who thrive, the ones who actually *do* get to drive strategy, are the ones who figure out how to solve the messy, undefined, and urgent problems that nobody else wants. They don’t ask for permission. They just start doing the work, and the organization, desperate for solutions, eventually reshapes the role around them.

I saw this with a junior analyst years ago. Her job was to pull numbers for a weekly report. A mind-numbing task. But she noticed that every week, executives would argue about what the numbers meant. The report created more confusion than clarity. So she started adding a single paragraph of her own analysis at the top. ‘Here are the 3 key takeaways from this data.’ At first, nobody noticed. Then, a Vice President quoted her analysis in a meeting. A few weeks later, her boss asked her to expand it to a full page. Within a year, they eliminated the old report and created a new role for her: ‘Head of Business Insights.’ She didn’t apply for it. She created it.

The Analyst’s Transformation

Data Puller

Mind-numbing task

Proactive Analyst

Adding analysis

Head of Business Insights

Created her own role

She wrote her own story.

That’s the secret. You have to stop seeing yourself as the actor hired to play a part someone else wrote. The script was just the audition. Now you’re on set, and you have to start improvising. Look at the disaster around you-the broken processes, the frustrated customers, the missed opportunities. Pick one. Make it 3% better. Don’t announce it. Don’t form a committee. Just do it. The job description is a comforting lie. The uncomfortable truth is that your job is whatever you can make it.

Embrace the uncomfortable truth. Create your own story.

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